3/16/12 @ 10:02am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Same Shit Different Day Duddits
Some weak, alien, slave minds look at things and ask "why"
And some discerning, overlordish, cool, powerful minds look at the cosmos and ask... "why not".
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3/17/12 @ 6:42am
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Location: Left of centre
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May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
L Fhile Pdraig Sona Daoibh
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3/18/12 @ 4:20pm
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Weeble Wallace before his horde:
Oh ay weeeeeeebles may wobble...
But mind...
They... never... fall... down.
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When a woman called Winston Churchill a drunk at a party one night he answered:
"Yes, dear you are correct. However in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly:
Again a woman approached Mr. Churchill and said, "Sir if you were my husband I would poison your tea with hemlock". Churchill answered, "My dear if you were my wife I would drink it"
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3/30/12 @ 1:44pm
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3/31/12 @ 2:57am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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It is better to have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy*
* Historical. cf arrow through head, pointy birds, lights out theatre, twit skits
A heart in the hand is better than two slaves in a bush **
**CoaxtxPlaxtlpetl - Aztec High Priest
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4/1/12 @ 11:00am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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Straight people are just gay people who only want to have sex with the opposite of their sex*
* Unknown, rare
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